she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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