i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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