Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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