I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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