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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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(269): View more from Michigan

My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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(251): View more from Alabama

Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway

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(845): View more from New York

Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

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