I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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