please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i think i just lost a toe
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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