Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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