The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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