I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
