Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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