Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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