My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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