i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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