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Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
God gave him joint rollers for hands
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize