You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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