So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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