Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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