Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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