i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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