Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.

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(818): View more from California

Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."

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(309): View more from Illinois

cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I round house kicked her emotions in the face

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?

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