you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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