so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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