Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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