Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I pour the whiskey from now on
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