Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Randomize
