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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just invented taco cereal.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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