well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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