he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
