Me too!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The Olympian is in my bed
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize