did you get engaged???
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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