Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
