Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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