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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(909): View more from California

Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?

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