If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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