We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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