Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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