we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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