can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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