It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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