ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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