So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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