im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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