Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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