im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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