Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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