I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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