her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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