just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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