we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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