i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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