my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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