I hate all girls vehemently.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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