Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize