hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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